immortelle (Moderator) B!SDAK MODERATOR Posts: 708 Karma: 4   Re:bana.. asawa.. uyab.. kabit.. ug uban pa.. lols by immortelle 3 Months, 2 Weeks ago There was a couple who wanted to get a guard-dog. The wife went to the store and discovered that all the guard-dogs had been sold out. Then the manager tells her that he has a Scottie dog which knows karate. The wife commands: "Karate that chair." The scottie dog breaks the chair into pieces. The wife commands: "Karate that table." The dog smashes the table into splinters. The wife buys the dog and comes home. At home, she tells her husband that the scottie dog knows karate. The husband laughs and remarks: "Karate my a$$!" Every long lost dream, lead me to where you are Others who broke my heart, they were like Northern Stars Pointing me on my way, into your loving arms This much I know is true That God blessed the broken road That lead me straight to you Only b!sdak members allowed to post. Login or register now. Logged   heiress (User) Junior B!sdak Posts: 166 Karma: 1   Re:bana.. asawa.. uyab.. kabit.. ug uban pa.. lols.. by heiress 3 Months, 2 Weeks ago ngee.. wala ko kasabot sa thread . hehheh! I do not know if life is greater than death but LOVE was more than either... http://misspleyz.blogspot.com Only b!sdak members allowed to post. Login or register now. Logged   rans (User) Senior B!sdak Posts: 424 Karma: 3   Re:bana.. asawa.. uyab.. kabit.. ug uban pa.. lols by rans 2 Months, 3 Weeks ago kalata lingawa og mga post diri woi.. Wife: Huboa akong panty, husband: Oh, hubo nah! wife: Huboa akong bra, husband: Oh, hubo nah! Wife: Sunod ayaw na ug panul-ob sa akong gmit ha? bayota ka! Only b!sdak members allowed to post. Login or register now. Logged