a man escapes from prison where he
has been for 15 years. he breaks into
a house to look for money and guns
and finds a young couple in bed. he
orders the guy out of bed and ties
him to a chair. while tying the girl
to the bed he gets on top of her,
kisses her neck, then gets up and
goes into the bathroom.

while he's in there, the husband
tells his wife: "listen, this guy's an
escaped convict! look at his clothes!
he probably spent lots of time in
jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.
i saw how he kissed your neck. if
he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain,
do whatever he tells you. satisfy him no
matter how much he nauseates you.
this guy is probably very dangerous.
if he gets angry, he'll kill us. be strong, honey.
i love you!!"

to which the wife responds: "he wasn't
kissing my neck. he was
whispering in my ear. he told me he was
gay, thought you were cute, and
asked if we had any vaseline.
i told him it was in the bathroom.
be strong honey. i love you too!!"