Philippine Hell

A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different
hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do
they do here?" He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for An
hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then The
German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

The man does not like the sound of that at all,so he moves on. He checks
out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers
that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Philippines hell and finds that there is a long
line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do
here?" He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Filipino
devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." "But that is
exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people
waiting to get in?"

"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work,
someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former
Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the
canteen!!!

Usapan ng dalawang bata...
Junjun: Magaling ang tatay ko! Alam mo, 'yang
Pacific Ocean , siya ang humukay nun!
Pedrito: Wala 'yan sa tatay ko! Alam mo, yung Dead Sea ?
Junjun: Oo...
Pedrito: Siya ang pumatay nun!

BISIKLETA

Dahil sa tuluyang pagtaas ng gasolina, naisipan ni Ethan na ibenta na lang ang kanyang tricycle at kumuha na lang ng pedicab. Balak nyang magpatulong kay Inday na maghanap ng parts para mag-assemble ng bisikleta.

Ethan: Inday, pwede bang magpatulong sayo?

Inday: Sure, what’s up?

Ethan: Bebenta ko na kasi tricycle ko kasi mahina na kita lalo na ang taas na ng presyo ng gasolina. Assemble sana ako ng bisikleta para gawing pedicab. Marunong kang tumingin ng parts diba?

Inday: I suppose so.

Ethan: Bigyan mo naman ako ng listahan ng parts na bibilhin ko o. Gusto ko yung matibay na tatagal ng maraming taon, di mahirap i-maniobra, madaling i-pedal kahit patirik ang daan. Mabebenta ko naman ang tricycle ko sa magandang presyo eh.

Inday: I see… Alright, I’ll get back to you tomorrow. Let me do a little bit of research first.

Kinabukasan, binigay na ni Inday ang nagawang listahan ng bicycle parts kay Ethan.

* Ibis Mojo Carbon
* Fox Float RP23 rear shocks
* 2008 Marzocchi fork
* Shimano 9-speed chain
* Magura Marta SL disc brakes
* Shimano XT front (E-type) and rear (Shadow) Derailleur
* Shimano XT Rapid Fire shifters
* Shimano XT wheelset
* Time ATAC Carbon Titan Pedals
* GEAX Datura tires
* Selle Italia titanium saddle
* Chromag Fubar riser bar
* Chromag Cutblock stem

Ethan: Ayos, sige mag-canvas na ako ng mga ito. Thanks ha!

Inday: Sure Ethan, good luck!